Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Nakamoto
from dgerard@awful.systems to buttcoin@awful.systems on 19 Sep 2024 23:17
https://awful.systems/post/2421489

and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with Objectivist streaks and helpful tips that reaches my mid-back and icy rational eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Vitalik Buterin (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Satoshi Nakamoto but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie, allegedly. I’m a Bitcoiner but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also an anarcho-capitalist, and I go to a magic school called Ethereum in Zug, Switzerland where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a Libertarian (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love the Ron Paul forums and I buy all my ideas from there. For example today I was wearing dark markets with matching escrow around it and a black leather iPad cover, grey weed logo bag and black combat boots. I was wearing no makeup, none of that clown paint. I was walking outside Mom’s basement. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of banksters stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

#buttcoin

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ShakingMyHead@awful.systems on 19 Sep 2024 23:45 next collapse

K

Kaboom@reddthat.com on 20 Sep 2024 00:05 next collapse

Oh for fucks sake why did you remind me of this? I’m starting to feel so random that I might hold up a spork!

SweetCitrusBuzz@beehaw.org on 20 Sep 2024 00:36 next collapse

Hah, I love this.

ICastFist@programming.dev on 20 Sep 2024 01:04 next collapse

What bands do you like listening to? My crypto romance? Tokenescence?

BakerBagel@midwest.social on 20 Sep 2024 05:05 collapse

The Days Apes

sentientity@lemm.ee on 20 Sep 2024 01:08 next collapse

Inspired

istewart@awful.systems on 20 Sep 2024 02:04 next collapse

linkffn(“Oh No! I Was Resurrected On The BlockChain As A Smart-Contract Ninja!!!: Densetsu no Side Story”)

Words: 267k+ Characters: [Sasuke U., Anakin S.] Tags: NFTs Available, Hurt/Comfort, Mpreg, Fully Transcribed init.el Files, Sasuke Uchiha Becomes A Sith Lord, Cow Lore

rook@awful.systems on 20 Sep 2024 07:44 collapse

I am horrified and somewhat embarrassed that I understood what all that stuff was.

istewart@awful.systems on 20 Sep 2024 14:48 collapse

Ah, a fellow initiate into the mysteries of Cow Lore. Moo to you too, my boo

froztbyte@awful.systems on 20 Sep 2024 15:51 next collapse

you’re both obviously talking about the cow level, and not at all anything else

o7___o7@awful.systems on 20 Sep 2024 22:21 collapse

Did you know that cows have best friends and watch sunsets?

swlabr@awful.systems on 20 Sep 2024 02:46 next collapse

I’m a Bitcoiner but my teeth are straight and white

lol

Soyweiser@awful.systems on 20 Sep 2024 09:46 next collapse

I wear mostly black.

looks at wardrobe

half a dozen pairs of combat boots stare back

Oi!

bitofhope@awful.systems on 20 Sep 2024 09:53 next collapse

And then… suddenly just as I Elon kissed me passionately. Elon climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a cybertruk. He took of my $8 and I took of his 🤔. I even took of my punk. Then he put his splurp juis into my astro-ape and we did it for the first time.

"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to get an lamborgasm. We started to pump n dump everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”

It was….Peter Thiel!

swlabr@awful.systems on 20 Sep 2024 11:43 next collapse

morewrite is thataway —>

V0ldek@awful.systems on 20 Sep 2024 13:40 next collapse

<img alt="" src="https://awful.systems/pictrs/image/7f6c618f-2ad9-49a2-8965-2de73906dd3f.png">

watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 20 Sep 2024 21:12 collapse

What in god’s name is going on in here?

o7___o7@awful.systems on 20 Sep 2024 22:18 collapse

It’s a reference to the hidden lore of the Elder Days.