from dgerard@awful.systems to buttcoin@awful.systems on 19 Sep 2024 23:17
https://awful.systems/post/2421489
and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with Objectivist streaks and helpful tips that reaches my mid-back and icy rational eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Vitalik Buterin (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Satoshi Nakamoto but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie, allegedly. I’m a Bitcoiner but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also an anarcho-capitalist, and I go to a magic school called Ethereum in Zug, Switzerland where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a Libertarian (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love the Ron Paul forums and I buy all my ideas from there. For example today I was wearing dark markets with matching escrow around it and a black leather iPad cover, grey weed logo bag and black combat boots. I was wearing no makeup, none of that clown paint. I was walking outside Mom’s basement. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of banksters stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
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Oh for fucks sake why did you remind me of this? I’m starting to feel so random that I might hold up a spork!
Hah, I love this.
What bands do you like listening to? My crypto romance? Tokenescence?
The Days Apes
Inspired
linkffn(“Oh No! I Was Resurrected On The BlockChain As A Smart-Contract Ninja!!!: Densetsu no Side Story”)
Words: 267k+ Characters: [Sasuke U., Anakin S.] Tags: NFTs Available, Hurt/Comfort, Mpreg, Fully Transcribed init.el Files, Sasuke Uchiha Becomes A Sith Lord, Cow Lore
I am horrified and somewhat embarrassed that I understood what all that stuff was.
Ah, a fellow initiate into the mysteries of Cow Lore. Moo to you too, my boo
you’re both obviously talking about the cow level, and not at all anything else
Did you know that cows have best friends and watch sunsets?
lol
looks at wardrobe
half a dozen pairs of combat boots stare back
Oi!
And then… suddenly just as I Elon kissed me passionately. Elon climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a cybertruk. He took of my $8 and I took of his 🤔. I even took of my punk. Then he put his splurp juis into my astro-ape and we did it for the first time.
"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to get an lamborgasm. We started to pump n dump everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”
It was….Peter Thiel!
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What in god’s name is going on in here?
It’s a reference to the hidden lore of the Elder Days.