Crypto collapse: FTX is liquidating and getting an examiner, Tether’s Q4 attestation, more ETFs coming (davidgerard.co.uk)
from dgerard@awful.systems to buttcoin@awful.systems on 03 Feb 2024 21:29
https://awful.systems/post/957601

And I’m never wrong about this stuff. Never.

#buttcoin

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AcausalRobotGod@awful.systems on 03 Feb 2024 22:35 next collapse

We’re still early. There are 10^57 coming humans age but not enough buttcoin for all of them. Little known fact: buttcoin are unique even across simulations, so we get some real scarcity!

froztbyte@awful.systems on 04 Feb 2024 11:54 collapse

this is the kind of limited thinking brought to the fore by an unthinking merkelsimp! we could obviously make multiple overlay networks that even have societally-namespaced usage available. such a trivial namespacing extension to handle multiple networks for simulation environments, just seed different root keys and use with a prefix! smh, these amateurs… 🤯🙄😭

(very, very /s, of course)

BlueMonday1984@awful.systems on 04 Feb 2024 01:03 next collapse

This is good for Bitcoin /j

pja@awful.systems on 04 Feb 2024 10:18 next collapse

Are FTX creditors being made whole in $ at time of liquidation or in whatever shit/alt-coins they happened to hold at FTX at the time?

dgerard@awful.systems on 04 Feb 2024 12:43 collapse

Dollar value.

froztbyte@awful.systems on 04 Feb 2024 11:49 collapse

remember guize, crypto is the future

any day now bitcoin is going to be the only currency worth having