Bitcoin hits a new all-time high! World reacts: “Wow, that thing’s still around?” (
from to on 06 Mar 2024 22:01


threaded - newest on 06 Mar 2024 23:40 next collapse

I missed that lil guy on 07 Mar 2024 03:49 next collapse

“as Coinbase had yet another inexplicable outage, coincidentally with all the other exchanges.”

Odd how that keeps happening, must still be early. on 07 Mar 2024 08:14 next collapse

The idea that this is all a massive conspiracy by Binance printing fake stablecoins to pump the market seems far fetched given their recent legal concessions and intensive reporting they are doing with the US government. on 07 Mar 2024 08:40 next collapse

hmm, you might be a fucking idiot. but then, you thought was a good idea. on 07 Mar 2024 12:12 collapse

Why do you post so much about bitcoin/crypto if you don’t like it? Is it like an obsession for you or something?

Reminds me of the people that follow pages on Instagram just to comment on every one of their posts about how much they hate it on 07 Mar 2024 13:01 next collapse

Because it’s fraudulent trash that hurts people and it’s a social service to call it out. Also, dumb crooks getting their comeuppance is funny.

Both of those should have already been obvious. on 07 Mar 2024 14:10 next collapse

can confirm, it’s fucking hilarious to watch

amy and david’s postings about this is one of the few pieces of online writing that I follow consistently, because it does a great job of not toeing the line on giving these people leeway to hide their abusive bullshit on 07 Mar 2024 21:56 collapse

Ok, that’s fair. I didn’t pay attention/realize what this sub was about and really shouldn’t have commented without checking.

That said, if you’re all already on the same page in this community, isn’t it just a circle-jerk, at this point, rather than a social service? Seems like you’re all moreso just having fun, which is totally fine. Reminds me more of the hermancainaward sub - that’s a good one on 07 Mar 2024 21:59 collapse

gosh fucking damn your entire post history is just this exhausting sealioning bit repeated across multiple subs. time for you to fuck off on 07 Mar 2024 15:24 next collapse

Please come back and crow about the price if it’s managed to pumped up significantly over this wet-fart “ATH” in the future, so we can tick of the “typical Bitcoin booster” bingo card. on 07 Mar 2024 21:46 collapse

No idea what that means. You’re assuming a whole lot there from a simple question. I don’t even follow crypto.

Tbf, I didn’t realize what sub this is. on 07 Mar 2024 16:45 collapse

I’m kind of glad our new Buttcoin is already well-syndicated enough to carry on one of the old sub’s finest traditions: crypto kids coming in right after bitcoin spikes in price, saying something fucking embarrassing, and disappearing when the sugar rush of the number going up ends and they realize they’ve made no profit (and that last bit is particularly funny given how quickly all the exchanges closed — somebody dumped their bags on this spike and made a profit, but they’re almost certainly too busy running an exchange and hiding from the SEC to bother posting pointless shit here) on 07 Mar 2024 21:49 next collapse

Wait, am I the crypto kid? I don’t even follow crypto. I just asked a simple question. Why does that guy, you can answer as well, follow/post so much about crypto if they really don’t like it? That’s kind of weird, isn’t it?

That said, I’d never been to this sub so it’s totally on me for commenting in y’all’s community without understanding what it’s about on 07 Mar 2024 22:07 collapse

also, you were posting crypto talking points in a meme thread only a month ago. did you forget which account you did that on? fucking shithead on 07 Mar 2024 22:05 collapse

Animal magnetism

(e: rimshot.mid) on 07 Mar 2024 08:52 collapse

Welcome to Crime 101!

We want to do something illegal, but the Man has their eyes on us. What do?

Answer: convince someone else with similar goals as you to do the criming, and reap the benefits! on 07 Mar 2024 21:50 collapse

“What do you mean fall guy?! it’s clearly about to be spring here!” on 07 Mar 2024 09:16 collapse

wait, crypto perfume is not a metaphor? and it’s for women?? on 07 Mar 2024 09:35 collapse

It’s not for women, it’s for females. on 07 Mar 2024 10:55 collapse

stale Monster, flop sweat and desperation on 07 Mar 2024 11:26 collapse

Nah it’s just white-labelled Axe. on 07 Mar 2024 13:01 collapse

that’s what I said