No, the bitcoin price did not move from debates, Trump buying ‘crypto burgers’ or anything other than shenanigans (davidgerard.co.uk)
from dgerard@awful.systems to buttcoin@awful.systems on 19 Sep 2024 22:01
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SweetCitrusBuzz@beehaw.org on 20 Sep 2024 00:43 next collapse

[Joke] Time to put burgers on the blockchain.

Soyweiser@awful.systems on 20 Sep 2024 09:13 collapse

You cannot make jokes about this kind of stuff. I mean you can, but inevitably somebody has already tried to do your joke seriously a while back. For example

SweetCitrusBuzz@beehaw.org on 20 Sep 2024 10:32 collapse

They have no sense of irony, heh.

Soyweiser@awful.systems on 20 Sep 2024 10:46 collapse

I guess the lure of untold imagined virtual riches overwrites their sense of irony. (And a lot of other things).

sailor_sega_saturn@awful.systems on 20 Sep 2024 01:44 collapse

But if you buy crypto burgers then your health insurance company can raise your rates on the blockchain! That’s the future of finance.

bitofhope@awful.systems on 20 Sep 2024 09:36 collapse

Yes, I want petty tyrants spying on me every minute of my life so they can punish me for any choice that might be unprofitable to them. That’s called being a libertarian!