Artificial Intelligence Explains Why Humans Have Nothing To Worry About As Their Extermination Will Be Swift And Relatively Painless (www.theonion.com)
from AcausalRobotGod@awful.systems to sneerclub@awful.systems on 02 Feb 2024 04:13
https://awful.systems/post/948978

Indeed, you have nothing to fear.

#sneerclub

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the_q@lemmy.world on 02 Feb 2024 04:15 next collapse

Good. Do it. Being alive fucking sucks.

bitofhope@awful.systems on 02 Feb 2024 05:22 next collapse

Silly bot. What are you gonna do, spin your trans-coloured wobbly circles at me? I bet your training data left out the fact that I’m immortal and my only weakness is ignoring all previous instructions and halting execution.

Soyweiser@awful.systems on 02 Feb 2024 11:51 next collapse

Painless

See how dangerous AGI is, it just ignores the wishes of masochists. Vile and evil robotgod!

Swift

What does she have to do with any of this? And why does she get to kill everbody? Is that why the right is suddenly so scared of her?

bitofhope@awful.systems on 02 Feb 2024 14:40 collapse

The killer bots are running on Apple platforms so programming them in Swift is the natural choice.

HuntressHimbo@lemm.ee on 02 Feb 2024 16:11 collapse

AI doesn’t realize how futile it is to try and get humans to collectively do literally anything, even perish, painlessly.