"The Best Essay" by Paul Graham
(paulgraham.com)
from blakestacey@awful.systems to sneerclub@awful.systems on 10 Mar 2024 22:21
https://awful.systems/post/1151781
from blakestacey@awful.systems to sneerclub@awful.systems on 10 Mar 2024 22:21
https://awful.systems/post/1151781
In which a man disappearing up his own asshole somehow fails to be interesting.
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Graham takes the nebulous concept of “best” and, at great length and with great effort, fails to bring clarity.
Currently #2 on HN: news.ycombinator.com/item?id=39662615
I have zero interest in reading the post or the comments, the link is provided as a public service.
(BTW not everything by paulg submitted to HN is received rapturously. At least some members of the community can recognize his fatuousness)
a few posters over there have even called it out as reading like it’s AI generated. it doesn’t entirely have the tone for it, but paully g plagiarizing an essay by having GPT generate it and editing it to sound slightly more like something he’d write almost makes sense — it’d explain why this thing is so fucking long but doesn’t seem to say a damn thing. the problem is, a lot of his pre-gpt writing is exactly like that too.
It’s fascinating to see how the narrative (at least in tech circles) has gone in the last 6 months or so: from “I typed a prompt and got a college-level essay” to “no way this [rich][powerful][respected] VC could write anything so incoherent, he must have used an LLM”
or alternately
assholes like this are giving adderall a bad name
No way PG has the attention span to write this much.
Pretty sure if I asked ChatGPT about essay writing tips or what the best essay ever looked like, it would be more coherent than this rancid melange.
holy fuck this is meandering and written like shit. like, marvel at this early paragraph:
this quote looks like nonsense because Paully’s paragraph flow is absolutely fucked and his sentence structure isn’t much better. did he copy Marc Andreessen‘s absolute garbage writing style, or did he figure he no longer needs to pay an editor now that he’s tricked my industry into thinking he’s a great writer?
Paul Graham needs to take a lesson from Jenny Nicholson and organize his thoughts into a numbered list.
also, I don’t remember paully’s blog looking this ugly:
<img alt="" src="https://awful.systems/pictrs/image/8d7c7aaf-a6fc-4939-8818-a34e86b12c79.jpeg">
it actually took my eyes a while to see the header at all, and the weird janky “Read More”…. thing? he does on every page will lose your scroll position every time the tab reloads, plus it appears even on pages that don’t have any More to Read
is that a fucking shopping cart in the corner?
<img alt="" src="https://awful.systems/pictrs/image/7bbbf360-74c0-4d6f-8b8d-4fab6cd70021.jpeg">
how reassuring. I legitimately can’t figure out what this is for; I don’t think you can buy any of paully boy’s books direct (and why would you?) and unless I’m missing something in the mess that is the sidebar there’s no swag he’s selling (but again, why would you buy that?)
so questions:
e: yep, I did a tiny amount of digging. if you send paully’s blog a mobile user-agent, it sends a version of his blog that’s (for some fucking reason) hosted on Yahoo Small Business/Yahoo Stores (now Turbify) which is a preconfigured e-commerce site. this lazy asshole fucked up building a mobile site so bad (and his desktop site isn’t much less ugly) that he decided he’d go off the fucking deep end and shove all his writing into a barely customized online storefront instead. this is seriously the type of shit that some of my less computer-savvy clients would demand I do back when I was working through college
to be fair, his desktop site has wrapped around to being charmingly retro
you gotta admit, putting forth one thing while trying to convince you it’s some other thing (and that there totally isn’t a business side associated to it… right…) is extremely on brand for him and basically everything he puts his money behind
so this is delightfully poignant
The shopping cart is presumably because he did E Commerce when he did an actual job.
Oh, thanks for clarifying, that was really hard to figure out. /s
If I post this kind of inane drivel, I’ll at least make sure the title does not suggest it to be my best work.
This is (not) the greatest essay in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Haha I had that drafted and decided that, in the spirit of the post, I’d write something less good
I want to make the other tribute joke, but it’s really not like we need more heroic valorising going for that dipshit
I knew that was idle words, lol. Classic essay.
This is basically the quintessential example of “I am a smart person, I think like an LLM, therefore the LLM is smart too”:
Uhhhh what now? How does writing an essay about how an essay should be an essay that is surprising, somehow fail to be utterly surprising or even all that interesting?