Roko puts self on ice floe, saving us the trouble (www.lesswrong.com)
from dgerard@awful.systems to sneerclub@awful.systems on 16 Jul 2024 21:47
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skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de on 16 Jul 2024 22:21 next collapse

ah yes so he’s up to making aircraft carrier floating libertarian treehouse rube goldberg mad max platform out of pykrete

One idea for the bottom of the iceberg is to erect a grid of airtight barriers on the bottom of the berg, with cells a few dozen meters wide and a few meters tall and blow air bubbles into them

this makes this grid having to support several tons of buoyancy force, it will have to be airtight but also its connection to ice will have to be so, and ice will probably deform over time. did all of these motherfuckers dropped out of middle school?

dgerard@awful.systems on 16 Jul 2024 22:37 next collapse

look, i think it’s up to all of us to have the imagination and foresight to support roko in this fabulous and important endeavour. we could lure patri friedman onto the same ice floe, for example, by the simple expedient of putting up a yellow and black flag with “no steppy on snek”

o7___o7@awful.systems on 16 Jul 2024 23:52 next collapse

It would give the orcas an opportunity to do the funniest possible thing

skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de on 17 Jul 2024 00:53 collapse

nah, he’ll never get there

all he can possibly do is to beg for money from givewell or whatever it’s called, then release a shitcoin to fund it, run a few prediction markets and hopefully at some point money cops will catch him

V0ldek@awful.systems on 16 Jul 2024 22:39 next collapse

it will have to be airtight but also its connection to ice will have to be so

just flex tape it bro why you so negative

mkwt@lemmy.world on 16 Jul 2024 23:38 next collapse

As Tom and Ray would say (rest in peace), it’s too much course 8.

(Course 8 is the catalog number for the physics department at MIT.)

korydg@awful.systems on 17 Jul 2024 22:43 collapse

Besides, it’s been then tried already: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Habakkuk

FermiEstimate@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 16 Jul 2024 22:42 next collapse

Environmentalists are fond of saying that “There is no second Earth“. They are wrong! Here’s why: 

There is an entire second Earth right here on Earth.

Second Earth is a waterworld. It’s the vast Pacific Ocean that covers half the planet.

Well, he’s a little fuzzy on the concepts of halves and wholes, but let’s hear him out on colossal geoengineering projects.

skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de on 17 Jul 2024 14:00 collapse

the sequel to time cube, ice cube

mosiacmango@lemm.ee on 17 Jul 2024 16:27 collapse

You’ve tried cubes of time, but have you tried cubes of time, on ice?

blakestacey@awful.systems on 16 Jul 2024 23:11 next collapse

There is an entire second Earth right here on Earth.

“… Mister Bond.”

dgerard@awful.systems on 16 Jul 2024 23:12 collapse

“I sunk your battleship thirty-five minutes ago.”

mii@awful.systems on 16 Jul 2024 23:15 next collapse

Ok, seriously, this is just Mortal Engines fan-fiction in an oceanpunk AU.

YourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systems on 17 Jul 2024 01:31 collapse

No, see that would be way cooler than this.

skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de on 16 Jul 2024 23:25 next collapse

i like how he started on the premise that iceberg is cheap real estate, then okay let’s cover underside with thermal insulation, and also reinforce top with freshwater ice, that freshwater will be have to be transported there and then frozen in place, and also let’s cover top with expanded glass and concrete, and let’s put wood pulp and basalt fiber rebar in ice, and

all while never counting beans, and any and all numbers are entirely pulled out of his ass

dgerard@awful.systems on 16 Jul 2024 23:45 next collapse

even on lesswrong the guy going through his numbers for how concrete behaves

Soyweiser@awful.systems on 17 Jul 2024 14:27 collapse

Roko even said the ‘I think agricultural waste products like straw can be substituted for sawdust so maybe you are paid to take it off their hands.[emph mine]’ line. which is always a good sign when somebody is trying to the economically feasible math.

skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de on 17 Jul 2024 16:07 next collapse

yeah let’s just divert entire global straw output so that Roko can build his libertarian crypto paradise

also straw is not a waste, wtf is he thinking

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space on 17 Jul 2024 16:11 collapse

Maybe he was thinking of straw that has already been through the horse?

mosiacmango@lemm.ee on 17 Jul 2024 16:29 collapse

Ahh, horseshit. It is a key libertarian building block.

Soyweiser@awful.systems on 18 Jul 2024 13:35 collapse

New form of pykrete made out of manure and ice. Eventually the Icebertarians will get use to the smell (an AI company is also working on a CRISPR fix), and with the problems of excessive manure and thus nitrate in places like the Netherlands, you are paid to take it off their hands! Win win!

o7___o7@awful.systems on 18 Jul 2024 14:17 next collapse

A Turdburg on a turdberg. Not be a shining city on a hill, but it might have high albedo.

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space on 18 Jul 2024 14:38 collapse

Oh, it would shine. Like shit on a barn door.

o7___o7@awful.systems on 18 Jul 2024 17:20 collapse

heh

cstross@wandering.shop on 18 Jul 2024 15:57 collapse

@Soyweiser Why not make pykrete out of neoreactionaries?

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space on 18 Jul 2024 16:05 next collapse

They’d have to classify a proportion of themselves as subhuman first, and then they could make history’s most literal implementation of the mudsill theory.

Soyweiser@awful.systems on 18 Jul 2024 17:30 collapse

Time to Cronenberg it up. Anybody want a new appartment in Roko the skyscraper? Long live the new flesh! No pets!

o7___o7@awful.systems on 18 Jul 2024 17:33 collapse

All hail the new flesh! No pets!

I’m ded

Soyweiser@awful.systems on 18 Jul 2024 17:35 collapse

Next time I’m first going to look up the quote (which is apparently 'Long live the new flesh!") before posting, but you have immortalized my error. :)

V0ldek@awful.systems on 17 Jul 2024 20:43 next collapse

It’s hard for me to even imagine a more apt description of a privileged silver-spoon moron than thinking straw is waste and people would pay you to get rid of it.

Human minds are amazing, I can’t even hypothesise what thought processes, if any, led him there

Soyweiser@awful.systems on 18 Jul 2024 13:31 collapse

And even if it was waste, that you are planning to build megastructures with it makes it no longer waste very quickly, and as there was no demand for the product before and now it is in high demand, the price will prob do some very interesting things. A suggestion was made to use sugarcane bagasse which has no other use it seems. But that would then also quickly get a use and increase in price, which would also do things to the price of replacement products, like sawdust, or straw. And I assume that if the price of straw in the world rises a lot due to this megaconstruction a lot of farmers would be unhappy, but yeah fuck the poor countries.

ibt3321@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 18 Jul 2024 03:40 collapse

Even if it was waste, the sellers would notice and start charging for it. Libertarians have a fucked up definition of what ‘waste’ also with bitcoin mining.

skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de on 18 Jul 2024 10:31 collapse

straw goes for something like $70-100 per ton (in poland; depends on region and other factors) sawdust is probably cheaper

jonhendry@awful.systems on 18 Jul 2024 03:25 collapse

Just program the godlike AI to turn everything into pykrete instead of paperclips.

Problem solved.

BigMuffin69@awful.systems on 16 Jul 2024 23:35 next collapse

This is literally the dumbest shit I’ve read all week and it’s been a pretty dumb week. I’m afraid I have to diagnose Roko with having the brain scamblies. There is no cure.

Soyweiser@awful.systems on 16 Jul 2024 23:45 next collapse

Yes, good plan, the ozone layer hole craves more skin cancer sacrifices. (And don’t forget that hole is prob going to grow due to mega genius musk putting aluminum sats in the sky that burn up in high altitude)

Amusing also that nobody mentions piracy.

YourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systems on 17 Jul 2024 01:30 next collapse

He does mention that you’ll need a military to defend your borders, though of course he’s more concerned about opportunistic “legacy governments” taking his iceborne super country away from him rather than pirates showing up to fish anything valuable out of the sea as it all predictably and rapidly falls apart.

Soyweiser@awful.systems on 17 Jul 2024 12:58 collapse

Yeah this new ‘military’ setup will also quicly lead to them being seen as pirates by ‘legacy governments’ (who tend to love armed groups showing up, esp near any shipping lanes (if he wants to live anywhere away from the damaged ozone layer (the south of the south pacific seems somewhat empty at least). And the various groups of people in this new libertarian utopia (I’m going to assume it is libertarian) will surely not start preying on each other, or those nice ‘legacy’ shipping going round. At least 4 people will call themselves Ragnar Danneskjöld.

skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de on 17 Jul 2024 13:43 collapse

but will USN wipe out half of their fleet in a single shift if they bother commercial shipping enough? (operations room)

Soyweiser@awful.systems on 17 Jul 2024 14:14 collapse

I meant more like treating the icelibertarians like the Houthis and tossing a few missiles into the iceskyscrapers than that kind of what I assume is USA military fanwank video.

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space on 17 Jul 2024 14:39 next collapse

Who needs missiles when a few parabolic mirrors will do the job?

jonhendry@awful.systems on 18 Jul 2024 03:28 collapse

A million red-hot tungsten balls.

skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de on 17 Jul 2024 16:44 next collapse

Houthis have been bombed with every weapon at saudi air force disposal for almost decade by now

Soyweiser@awful.systems on 18 Jul 2024 13:21 collapse

Yes, and they are still around, same with the Taliban, but for some reason I doubt the Icebertarians will be that anti-fragile. As soon as the first Icebertarian becomes homeless and sets up a tent they will bail. “I’m fine with them doing drugs in their homes, but now they are doing drugs and not even coding javascript! I cant bear it!”

YourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systems on 18 Jul 2024 05:29 collapse

Nah, that would only happen if they touched our boats.

Or if we thought they touched our boats.

Or if something wholly unrelated happened to one of our boats nearby and it was politically convenient to say they had touched our boats even if they didn’t actually have much reason to at the time.

o7___o7@awful.systems on 17 Jul 2024 16:38 collapse

Yes, good plan, the ozone layer hole craves more skin cancer sacrifices.

Sun can’t get you if you never go outside taps noggin

Soyweiser@awful.systems on 17 Jul 2024 19:35 collapse

Ha, do you think The Hole didn’t think of that? It consumes!

skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de on 17 Jul 2024 03:07 next collapse

by the way, when was the last time when rats got their lives or limbs in danger by testing their stupid ideas? instead of, you know, asking someone who knows beforehand? probably something weird happened to people testing these anti-cavity bacteria, but nothing really serious i guess. that was maybe half year ago or so

Amoeba_Girl@awful.systems on 17 Jul 2024 10:19 next collapse

Look, I already knew Roko was a moron but this is outrageous.

swlabr@awful.systems on 17 Jul 2024 11:04 next collapse

See what’s really fun here is that once again the libertarians are blissfully unaware of their natural predator: bears.

barsquid@lemmy.world on 17 Jul 2024 15:29 collapse

This is so funny. Every time they are given what they want the infrastructure crumbles to the point of being dangerous, and then the bears come to finish them off. Just ordinary bears are deadly enough for libertarians to LARP a Jurassic Park speedrun.

swlabr@awful.systems on 17 Jul 2024 15:41 collapse

I guarantee that if there is a libertarian space colony, all of their life support systems will be contaminated by mutant tardigrades (aka water bears). The libertarians yearn for destruction by bears.

dgerard@awful.systems on 17 Jul 2024 16:39 collapse

a story by Terence Eden

swlabr@awful.systems on 17 Jul 2024 17:03 next collapse

Wow, amazing story. Same thing actually happened to a friend of mine

(But srsly, I enjoyed that.)

lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de on 18 Jul 2024 14:18 collapse

That was a good read

Tap for spoiler

I did predict the twist, when they mentioned a completely safe quarantine zone. Nothing ever goes perfectly well with stories built on apocalyptic premises. But reading it still gave me chills. Excellent delivery.

sc_griffith@awful.systems on 17 Jul 2024 11:32 next collapse

extremely funny that none of his interlocutors bother asking what his engineering background is

skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de on 17 Jul 2024 13:30 next collapse

careful with questions about formal education like this, you might offend Dear Leader

Soyweiser@awful.systems on 17 Jul 2024 14:10 collapse

Don’t worry Roko has the support of the best mind of our generation behind him: Roko: “Elon is absolutely right that Tunnels[sic] would solve traffic”

E: More on the best minds, somebody in the comments : “‘it[a country selling their land to a new country] has happened’ is far less rare than CREATING the land, which has never happened.”. Are we a joke to you? [this sentence was translated from Dutch].

barsquid@lemmy.world on 17 Jul 2024 12:16 next collapse

Yes, we’ve had vertical cities with economic class strata, but have we had frigid vertical cities with economic class strata? This is an incredible innovation in the dystopian novel genre.

cstross@wandering.shop on 17 Jul 2024 12:25 next collapse

@barsquid Ahem: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High-Rise_(novel)

(I did NOT expect to learn that Roko is ripping off J. G. Ballard for ideas.)

mawhrin@awful.systems on 17 Jul 2024 12:43 next collapse

also, to some extent, poul anderson’s war of the wing-men.

Soyweiser@awful.systems on 17 Jul 2024 14:31 collapse

N = 2 (this and judge dredd) right now, but was there a rise in fiction in the 70’s/80’s where they did the ‘people live their whole lives in a skyscraper and didn’t come out’ thing? Is there some underlying societal fear I’m not super aware of? Or am I making too much of two examples?

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space on 17 Jul 2024 14:39 next collapse

That’d probably be Ballard trickling down into pop culture

grumpybozo@toad.social on 17 Jul 2024 15:16 next collapse

@Soyweiser It was a bigger theme earlier: 50s/60s. Asimov, Bradbury, and I think Heinlein all used it.

Soyweiser@awful.systems on 17 Jul 2024 16:38 next collapse

I recall reading quite a few of those, but don’t recall any specific building ones, esp not which much themes of ‘people stop interacting with the outside world’.

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space on 17 Jul 2024 16:43 next collapse

The granddaddy of those would be E.M. Forster’s The Machine Stops, from 1909

grumpybozo@toad.social on 17 Jul 2024 17:23 next collapse

@Soyweiser Not as a primary focus, but as a background fact, e.g. Trantor in Foundation.

YourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systems on 18 Jul 2024 05:26 collapse

The Caves of Steel was basically named for it, with a major plot point revolving around the fact that everyone is too agoraphobic to have committed the murder because of generations spent living in giant domed cities kept isolated from the natural world.

adrienne@awful.systems on 28 Jul 2024 00:38 collapse

Also James Blish, in the of-their-time-but-still-worth-reading Cities in Flight series.

CodexArcanum@lemmy.world on 17 Jul 2024 15:41 collapse

It was (is) a real thing that archtitects have thought about. In 1969, the concept was named arcology. I learned about them through SimCity 2000 which helped popularize the concept.

I think, culturally, it’s an offshoot of Modernist thought. One trend in modernism is that science can be used to find more efficient ways to live, and that science will lead to human dominion over all natural processes. Some thinkers took this to one (terrible) conclusion and wondered about if people could live, work, and socialize all within one building; one efficient and contained (and human controlled) space.

Real skyscrapers were often designed with this in mind, and we still see the echoes of it today with concepts for Mars colonies and hanging-building mega-cities in Tokyo.

dgerard@awful.systems on 17 Jul 2024 15:49 next collapse

Whittier in Alaska is mostly all in a single building.

Soyweiser@awful.systems on 17 Jul 2024 16:38 collapse

Yes I know about archologies, but those are all just concept ideas, which is interesting that it lead to these dystopian ideas. I was wondering if there was more to it than just that.

Amoeba_Girl@awful.systems on 18 Jul 2024 01:55 collapse

Look up also extremely influential architect and noted fascist Le Corbusier.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unité_d'habitation

The building also incorporates shops including an architectural bookshop, a rooftop gallery, educational facilities, a hotel that is open to the public, and a restaurant, “Le Ventre de l’Architecte” (“The Belly of the Architect”).

It was a huge trend after the war for a variety of economic and ideological reasons.

jonhendry@awful.systems on 18 Jul 2024 03:36 collapse

Welcome to Alcor Towers.

jonhendry@awful.systems on 18 Jul 2024 03:34 next collapse

Someone send Roko a copy of James K. Morrow’s novel “Towing Jehovah” which involves the enormous corpse of God being towed, by a (much smaller) oil tanker, from near the Equator north to a fijord for burial in a cave. (I lost interest toward the end).

It’s not strictly relevant - I don’t think the crew sets up on the corpse itself - but it’d be fun to watch where Roko’s head goes.

“Step One: We kill God. Step Two: We harvest the cadaver, plastinate it, and build our city.”

V0ldek@awful.systems on 18 Jul 2024 21:01 collapse

“Step One: We kill God

I’m in for that. He can do with the corpse whatever he wants after, as long as I don’t have to see it.

gerikson@awful.systems on 18 Jul 2024 13:47 next collapse

Roko is of course begging the question, and the premise he is wrong about is that there is a sizable population willing to relocate to a floating iceberg, instead of living in an existing country.

Consider what the proposed citizens have to consent to:

  • paying for the R&D required to implement the technical solutions Roko envisions, along with the continued higher maintenance costs
  • paying higher wages for the people who are supposed to do all the boring menial jobs in this floating city, on par with existing cities
  • paying higher daily cost of living for everything from food to building supplies to luxuries to entertainment that have to be imported
  • being at the mercy of “legacy governments”, many of whom possess navies capable of everything from interdicting the food supply, to literally undermining the city from below, to actual assaults and airstrikes
  • paying higher prices for insurance of their lives and dwellings and possessions because of all the above

Amusingly the solution for a libertarian city is a megastructure project probably only a rich nation is prepared to pay for.

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space on 18 Jul 2024 14:40 collapse

On the other hand, no age of consent laws

V0ldek@awful.systems on 18 Jul 2024 21:00 collapse

Roko: I’m in.

geoglyphentropy@mstdn.social on 18 Jul 2024 16:12 collapse

@dgerard Seasteading 2.0 - with even *more* shit than version 1.0!