Oh, this guy Bryan seems like a real prize.

Existing toys for men are dead, limp, flaccid, gay …

… we’re going to take non-reproductive sex with human women off the table as a commodity. It’s gone. Can’t trade money for it. Can’t trade a meal for it…"

I never expected to read the words “generative moaning” and understand what they mean, yet here we are. What a time to be alive.

shall we dare ask where the training data is coming from

snicker floppy dick drive

It’s a box with a silicone sleeve, cameras and some LED lighting in it, like if the Gom Jabbar pain box from Dune was crafted by a horny gamer.

omg they even called it the right thing (box-o-pain.)

So that guy is an absolute nutjob and I hope someone, somewhere, is monitoring him.

But the whole… threatening to take non-reproductive sex away from women as a punishment is so mind-bogglingly, brain-scramblingly batshit.

This guy resents women for not fucking him so hard he’s trying to revolutionize sex for men. He hates his lack of straight sex so hard he’s exclusively thinking about dicks (and this is a guy who uses “gay” as an insult!)

“The image of the penis is translated into a depth measurement…”

That’s numberwang!

What is so stupid is that all of these fucks could get laid if they really wanted to, but they won’t “lower their standards”. They would literally rather jack off into this abomination. Log off, touch grass, etc.

When men stop seeking non-reproductive sex from human women, it’s going to lead to an increase in reproductive sex.

Take me there, dude. How. How the fuck do you imagine this would happen.