BasedBeffJezos has this girlfriend from Canada, you wouldn't know her
from TinyTimmyTokyo@awful.systems to sneerclub@awful.systems on 02 Jan 2024 00:12
https://awful.systems/post/777620
from TinyTimmyTokyo@awful.systems to sneerclub@awful.systems on 02 Jan 2024 00:12
https://awful.systems/post/777620
Pass the popcorn, please.
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Wow.
I feel a little out of the loop on this one. Am I missing something?
BJ vague-tweeted about having his heart broken by a girl in a way that, unfortunately for him, is subject to peer review. The particular peer here is the girl in question.
On one hand, this would be mortifying; on the other hand, BJ should be mortified.
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The “Ruthless” joke is one I remember from effing “Swallows and Amazons”, the ancient British children’s book, where one of the protagonists calls herself Nancy instead of her given name Ruth, because she’s a pirate and pirates are ruthless.
Wait, is that not a Jeff Bezos parody account? The post reads like one.
Unless the “parody post” is referencing an actual rumor that the par-rumoured responded to?
Unless unless this is all theater and both base post and the response are but mere fabrications.
What are we, cosmicly? I’m out of the loop.
no, it’s much stupider than that
Instead of aping Jeff Bezos he is aping other bald luminary Moby
what the hell is thermodynamics startup, are they putting microtransactions in new laws of physics or what